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[abu]

[That's because there's no lasting nutrition in sugar!]

Has this happened to Yukihina-san lately? I don't think I've ever seen him as a woman...

[There, the pieces are all divided up, and he sets up the middle of the board again.]

[bubblings]

IDK, n0t really. H3's sup3r hot as a w0man.

[ Does she get to start again or is it his turn now? ]

[abu]

Winners start, Hiyori-san, so you can go ahead! And... was he at the barbecue earlier this summer?

[Izumida vaguely remembers a woman in the swimsuit competition named Yukihina, but he'd thought it was just a coincidence...]

[bubblings]

Yup, h3 ttly wa5.

[ And signing up for a swimsuit competition sounds like something he would do.

She slams (not really) the first piece down. ]

[abu]

[He can tell an attempt was made at slamming, at least. Little turtle slam. Still astonishingly cute.]

I think I might have seen him there, but I didn't realize it was him. He was very pretty.

[Not that he'd ever be able to say that to Yukihina-san's face. He plays his own piece instead, turning over two of hers.]

[bubblings]

IKR, r1ght?

[ Look, she's totally an intimidating turtle.

She puts a new piece down and gets to turn over two of his right back. ]

[abu]

[Intimidating only if he stops to think about what she's like non-turtled.]

Do you know why you're a turtle but he's a woman? That doesn't seem very balanced.

[Hrmph. He tries again, and turns two more.]

[bubblings]

I7's random! Sh1gure turn5 into a rat, Kouji i5 a b1g cozy wolf-d0g. Sagash1mono turn5 into a t33nager.

[ She turns one of his over this time. ]

[abu]

What do you suppose I would turn into? [A pause.] If he turns into a teenager, what is he the rest of the time?

[Click, and two more of hers. Is he... ahead? But only a little.]

[bubblings]

IDK, l1ke, 1t's n0t ju5t turning into th1ngs, ther3's an as5 who turn5 seethr0ugh.

Like... Hiyori's h3ard he'5 a d1lf. H3's like, middl3 age.

[ Well, she turns over three of his this time, so the lead is questionable. ]

[abu]

[Hiyori-turtle is beating him again and just said dilf. Izumida just shakes his head.]

Wouldn't turning see through make him safer, though? The rest of these things seem to be different than that.

[bubblings]

[ She doesn't even know what exactly a dilf is. She knows a lot of things, especially insults, but she knows that's supposed to be a good thing. ] Nah, he'5 st1ll s0lid. Ju5t hard3r to see.

[abu]

But if people can't see him, they can't hurt him as easily, even if he's solid. Though I guess if you're smaller, it's easier for you to hide.

[He puts down another piece and only manages to turn two more of hers. At least he's not losing as badly as fast this time.]

[bubblings]

H3's part1ally visibl3. Only l1ke, half-way s3e-through.

[ She turns over one of his back. ]

Sh1gure c@n carry Hiy0ri in hi5 pocket.

[abu]

Is Shigure the one--no, Shigure turns into a rat.

[He's starting to remember these things, though that's one she just said.

Click, two more. He's caught up! ... Maybe...]

[bubblings]

U-huh, he'5 like H1yori's br0ther.

[ Yeah, good luck with that. She turns four of his over this time. Can't have too close of a gap, can they? ]

[abu]

Has he ever been here? You must miss him a lot. I have a brother, too.

[Four. Sigh. He takes a long moment to consider his next move, but ultimately he's not as good at this game as he would like and only gets three back.]

[bubblings]

Nop3, it'5 ju5t Hiy0ri & Yuki, bu7 he t0ld me code:05 liv3d here f0r a wh1le.

[ This time Hiyori takes two. ]