[There's only room for one small scaly creature to turn into a human in this house.]
I am a person with a name.
[This feels like a losing battle, though, so he turns his attention back to the dragon... who is dragging a bag of vegetables down off the shelf. It's heavier than she is, though, and in an instant the bag and the dragon are tumbling loudly to the floor.]
[He's too pure to understand the humor of antagonism, so he'll just sulk about it a little more while wondering what he's going to put in his cucumber rolls now.]
So she's an omnivore? That'll make it easier to feed her, then. I don't have to find meat now!
[If that's really the case, then he'll leave her to work on the cucumber and work on picking everything else up.]
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Just because you've been assigned as my parent here doesn't make me your child.
You can't get hurt.
[He remember what he saw when he first got here, but he doesn't believe Yukihina-san is completely immune to getting hurt.]
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But you're a child.
[ He looks back at his book. ]
Trust me, I know that.
[ Fucking Heike. ]
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I am a person with a name.
[This feels like a losing battle, though, so he turns his attention back to the dragon... who is dragging a bag of vegetables down off the shelf. It's heavier than she is, though, and in an instant the bag and the dragon are tumbling loudly to the floor.]
Zoja!
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I don't wanna use it.
[ He looks up, and watches Zoja get back up. Sturdier than a pony, that little thing. ]
She okay or do I have to freeze your ass?
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[It's not an especially hostile question. He'd like it if Yukihina-san would use his name but he's not going to demand it.
He glances from the man on the couch to the dragon, who is snapping at the plastic bag. Better the bag than him.]
She's fine. She doesn't even seem shaken.
[Though now he has to try to put everything back in...]
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[ Well, he'll use it sometimes. But once he finds out that Izumida calls his abs by name, they're getting girly nicknames from him. ]
Oh, that's good.
[ Yes, have fun with that, child. ]
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[Other than the way it peeves him, that is. Shows what you know, Yukihina-san, it's his pecs!
Obviously that's way cooler.]Yes, I'm very rel--hey! You can't eat that! ... Can you?
[Rest in piece, one flawlessly ripened cucumber. Here's hoping vegetables can be part of a dragon's diet.]
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[ It's the part where it peeves him that's the fun part.
whatever, same shit.]I'm sure she can, no problem.
[ Reminder to self: get more vegetables. ]
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So she's an omnivore? That'll make it easier to feed her, then. I don't have to find meat now!
[If that's really the case, then he'll leave her to work on the cucumber and work on picking everything else up.]
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Yeah, but meat will be a necessary part of her diet.
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Meat is a necessary part of any omnivore's diet, of course, Yukihina-san. I just meant this will allow for more variety.
[Because some small part of him believes Yukihina-san might actually care what he meant.]
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True, that's fun.
[ It'll be easier to give the dragon a varied diet than it is to make Hiyori eat a varying diet. ]
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What have you already fed her?
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Food.
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What sort of food, Yukihina-san?
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The kind that you eat.
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[He's definitely looking at Yukihina-san a little weirdly, though. That was an evasive answer, even for him.]
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She seems to like cucumber, so we can agree on that. Maybe tuna next... Do you want anything, Yukihina-san?
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Maybe. And no, I don't eat.
[ Didn't he notice that Yukihina has no need for sustenance? ]